Farts VS Zombies

TOUCH ARCADE:"Almost everything that is wrong with the App Store combined in one game!" IGN:"Toots is funny!" *** Launch SPECIAL OFFER for only 3 days! GET IT NOW! *** Are you sick of zombie games and fart apps flooding the App Store? In Farts VS Zombies, you play as Colonel John Farter with your pants dropped in front of a conveyor belt of food and your rear cannon pointed at an incoming swarm of zombies. The meals you eat determine what kind of fart you will generate. Take control of the gas clouds by drawing their paths right into zombie faces, making sure that your fart clouds stay away from the Japanese schoolgirls. And get ready to use your ultimate attack, the Super Vomit, which can clear entire swaths of zombies and is aimed by tilting your device! A mysterious Evil Unicorn seems to be the cause of the zombie virus... Meet up with your old friend Banana Max and together, you will crush the zombies to free the town from The Evil Unicorn. Farts VS Zombies has both a Survival Mode and a Story Mode with hours of gameplay, action and strategy, challenging hordes of zombies and car demolition. You will get SHOCKED by the Hyper Fool Story, you can do Fart Combos, use funny Special Attacks and items and compete in online rankings with your friends to see who is the best farter! ? FARTS of different colors. ? VOMIT tilting you iPhone to DESTROY all the Zombies. ? Special meals with SPECIAL ATTACKS: Bomb Fart, Electric Fart, Double Fart. EAT them All! ? ITEMS: Money, diamonds, bananas,... ? BANANA MAX: call your friend to help you for a while. ? Many different ZOMBIES with special movements. ? Global and local LEADERBOARDS. ? Story Mode and Survival Mode (endless mode) ? Crazy ACHIEVEMENTS! ? Final Bosses: THE EVIL UNICORN. ? BONUS STAGES: Destroy a car with farts! ? Super ABSURD STORY. ? Open Feint and Game Center support. ? And more EXTRA MODES coming soon! Farts VS Zombies puts together many different elements and mixes them into a crude, vulgar, absurd but also a really fun and entertaining game. You will laugh like crazy! *Do you feel bloated? Play Farts VS Zombies for good digestion!