The Curse of Nordic Cove

It all started in Nordic Cove, a small hamlet in the fictional state we all know today as New York. Once called New Hamburgerstand in the early A.D. years, it flourished with fur trades and Bacon Cheeseburgers. It was also home to the gravesite of a crusty, sorcerous, evil-naughty-person; the Viking warlord Helfdane the Terrible! Helfdanes tyranny of the New Land was halted during these very rough times due to bad planning, and terrible hygiene. Today, Bacon Cheeseburgers are still at an all-time high, and New North America is on the verge of being historically inconvenienced in the face. An archaeologist cork-sniffer named Dr. Howard Bre, and his lovely assistant, Kayte Sparo have disturbed this ancient gravesite. Thus, fulfilling a curse which reanimated Helfdane and his minions to rip the life force from beings starting with Nordic Cove! Gross! Kaytes boyfriend, Paulie Chops, must find the help he needs to turn this around, stat! This is their date night after all. Alright! YOU deal with that Helfdane thing. Were getting Bacon Cheeseburgers and staying warm. Well be cheering for you!