Don't Run With a Plasma Sword

For a long time Cornelius has been working at the local comic books stand shop. For about as long, he's been daydreaming about how somehow, someday, he'd become a Hero. After all, wasn't what the fortune cookie was saying, right? ... Right? Fortunately the Aliens invasion would be just in time to provide with this opportunity... Don't Run is a breathtaking, retro sci-fi, combat based, funny sidescroller with tons of content. Anyway, what can you ask more for than running with a plasma sword slicing invading aliens?